Monday, June 22, 2015

Two Pieces by Alexandra Semper, Age 9

In some of my classes I assign optional homework, which are writing prompts for students who are eager to explore more ways to communicate their ideas outside of class. There's never any pressure to do the assignment, but students of all ages seem to enjoy having the extra challenge. Below are two pieces by Alexandra Semper, a busy 9 year old, who still finds time to do some writing in her free time.


Thoughts of a Homeless Girl

All I want is a nice mattress to sleep on and a home for me to live in. I wish that I could
 
have all the things I just said, but there is more I want; a phone, so I can call my
 
imaginary friends to come over and have peppermint tea and scones. I want a credit
 
card so I can get a Subway sandwich. I want a car so that I can drive to places that I
 
want to go. I want a school so I can learn multiplication, division, fractions and line
 
segments. I don’t know what a line segment is, but I will know soon. I want a TV so

that I can watch Guardians of the Galaxy and maybe even Star Trek. I want a closet so

I can have a place to store my clothes. I want furniture so I can relax.

 
Brain, I love you.

 
Alexandra Semper
Homework for 5/28/2015

 




Art

Art, art, don’t you like that sound art, art, you are probably wondering why I am
 
just saying art, notice that in earth after e A,R,T; what you  are doing is art in this
 
writing class is art, what you are wearing is art, the ring that you are wearing is art, of
 
course I don’t have a ring because I am only nine. In this classroom, all around the wall
 
is art, you are even art, you and your pet, and of course your jewelry. If you were an
 
artist, you would have similarity not all the time but they have to be similar

                                        Art!

 
Alexandra Semper
Homework
6/4/2015

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Three Pieces by LAW Fraser

Below are two poems and a short prose piece by LAW Fraser. A visual artist and a doll maker, Fraser's writings are often inspired by family memories.


The Portrait

Normally, I am Grandpa’s girl

But he won’t let me rock.

And although I’m not sure why,

I want my chair unlocked.

I am quite annoyed and

 very stubborn too.

But, Grandpa only smiles,

at me and

locks my chair anew.

 

LAW Fraser
5/7/2015
Homework inspired by a photo
 
 

 
The Gift of an Artists’ Soul
 

A child alone and surrounded by

          woods and ferns.

Shoved outside like a offering

          to the sun.

Told to look for the fairies

          in the dead leaves.

The girl watched ants marching,

          carrying their children.

She followed sow bugs as they

          scurried under leaves and sticks.

But, she never saw a fairy, quiet

          as she remained.

Every day the search continued,

          still no fairy beneath the lacy leaves.

What she found was patience, imagination

          and a love of nature.

The gift of an artists’ soul.

 

LAW Fraser
4/30/15

 

A Big Brother

My big brother was in my life before I was aware of him, or at least, I don’t remember being aware of him then. Later, I looked up at Teddy; he seemed so tall and had kind brown eyes. He could reach cookies and open the frig. I couldn’t reach the counter, let alone the handle on the frig. I was in awe. Knowing I wasn’t always the kindest child, full of wants and gimme, I wondered, as I grew old, why was Teddy so nice to me?

I learned, by the time I went to school, how protective he was of his little sister. He was always at my side to walk me to school and made sure I had my sweater. Later, he would protect me from inappropriate boys wanting to ask me out. Yet, I never resented his interferences and respected his advice.

 
WHOM AM I KIDDING? Is there a brother like this? In real life, I have a younger brother who kicked me with pointy cowboy boots, cut up my paper dolls and told me my dates were all losers.

BUT WAIT! Maybe if he had been an older brother? Would he have been nicer?

 
Short write in class.
Prompt: someone you would wish for, family member or friend.

LAW Fraser

4/9/15

 



Monday, March 16, 2015

A Poem by LAW Fraser

Here's a poem by LAW Fraser. The piece was inspired by stage directions from a Shakespeare play.


Stage, all enter left
 
Shout. Trumpets flourish
Satin cad cadets march in,
next footmen bring food to nourish
then tramp in…all manner of kin.
With a final frill, brings the Queen
who has followed the King
but he cannot be too keen,
since the Queen is the being
the crowd all wants to see.

 

a nod to Shakespeare
a 5-minute exercise
by LAW Fraser
3/5/15

A Story by Howard Schneider


 

 

 What's That Bathtub Doing Out There? by Howard Schneider

          “What's that bathtub doing out there in the front yard?” Mr. Mannik screamed at the top of his lungs as he rushed into his lovingly restored 1923 bungalow through the wide-open front door. “What's going on here?” he yelled up the stairs leading from the entryway to the second floor where he heard the scuffing sound of something heavy being scooted across his oak flooring. “Who's up here?” he said as he reached the top stair, out of breath and seriously on the verge of hyperventilating.
          “Who do ya think it is? It's me, Charlie Kooch, the plumber,” the man said as he stepped out of the master bath into the hall, a crescent wrench in one hand, a faucet set in the other. “And Alonzo.”
          “What's that bathtub doing out there in the front yard?” Mr. Mannik asked again, this time approaching a state of panic when he saw his new Toto toilet sitting in the middle of the hallway. “I didn't call any plumber. This is a big mistake. Put this toilet back. And look at the gouges in the floor! It was just refinished last week! And how did you get in here, anyway?”
          “Look mister, I don't know what your problem is, but I got a work order right here,” Kooch said, pulling a dirty wrinkled paper out the back pocket of his filthy overalls. He unfolded it with his grimy oversized hands and shoved it at Mr. Mannik. “Here, read this. And your neighbor lady let me in when I told her we had this job to do.”
          Mr. Mannik quickly scanned the order for a master bathroom make-over, unable to comprehend how such a mix-up could have happened. Then he saw it.     
          “You have the wrong house!” he cried.
          “What da ya mean, wrong house? That's your number, ain't it? 3335. And this is 34th Avenue ain't it?”
          Mr. Mannik was flabbergasted, “Yes it certainly is, but Northeast 34th, not Southeast as it says on your work order. See, right here!”
          Kooch looked where Mr. Mannik pointed, blinked twice, then scratched the side of his bald head, leaving another blotch of gray grease behind. “Oh yea, I guess you're right.” Looking back over his shoulder toward the bathroom, he yelled, “Hey, Alonzo, leave that sink where it is. Wrong house again. You gotta pay more attention to the addresses, man. Pack up the tools, we gotta go.”
          “Hey wait a minute, you have to put everything back where it goes. The bathtub, the toilet. And hook the sink back up. And the gouges in my new floor have to be repaired,” Mr. Mannik said, trying hard in his flustered state to sound forceful.
          “Yea, sure, no problem. Call Hazel at the office to make an appointment. She's in most Wednesdays from 9 to 2. We might be able to get back here in a week or so unless somebody drops an emergency on us,” Kooch said as he started down the stairs.
           “Have a nice day, sir,” he added as he slid his greasy hand down Mr. Mannik's recently restored wave-grained black walnut bannister.

 

 Howard Schneider  3.6.15

Friday, March 6, 2015

King of Stamps - A Story by Ron Smith

Recently and nearby there dwelt an elderly king. He was not well-known, for his kingdom was small, really not much more than the area surrounding his dwelling, but a kingdom anyway. He ruled with absolute authority. In fact, over the years, his subjects had left or simply expired so by this time he was a solitary monarch, which made it easier to rule with absolute authority.
            As mentioned, he was growing full of years and had become decrepit and forgetful. For example, during the present Christmas season he decided to include a card of postage stamps with each of the greeting cards he sent to his friends and loved ones.
            Did he make this small tribute because he knew the postal service was bankrupt and needed a boost? Did he do it out of pride or was he simply moved by an impulse of holiday generosity? It is not known. These are secrets that are buried in the human heart or “God only knows,” as people are fond of saying.
            He would carefully place a bright-red card of postage stamps within each Christmas card, seal and stamp the envelope and move on to the next name on his list. At some point during this procedure our king experienced a ‘senior moment’ – in truth, the lapse must have lasted several moments….
            As he sent a card to another king and his queen who lived in the quiet woods, instead of placing an unmolested card of stamps inside their card, he included the card from which he had been peeling stamps to use on mail. It crossed his mind at the time that he might have done this but silenced the notion: “You wouldn’t do something that dumb,” he thought out loud.
            When the stamp king discovered his mistake he was troubled at first, imagining the royalty at Quietwoods pondering the mysterious enclosure in their Christmas card. (If the sender had been distributing candy bars would he have sent them one half-eaten?)
            There was little time for them to reflect. It was Christmas. So much to do and so much that has to happen with near perfection. The Court of Quietwoods quietly returned the stamps, concluding that indeed, a ‘senior moment’ had occurred. It was a lovely gesture. Our king learned what a pleasure it is to receive postage stamps with a Christmas card. He has lived happily ever since.

12/17/14

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Rain in the Air - A Story by Howard Schneider

Here's a story by Howard Schneider, who takes my Thursday evening class at Beaumont SUN Community School. His description of an injured man in the desert is enough to make even the most disgruntled Portlander pray for rain.


Rain in the Air

Rare for a mid-summer desert late afternoon, cool moisture began to wet the air, like an early morning fog rolling in off the ocean. As welcome as it was, it didn't help. It didn't quench my unquenchable thirst. A thirst that was so overpowering I didn't think I would be able to stand it much longer. It was the worst assault my body had ever experienced. My bleeding split lips, gritty-dry eyes, and dry cracked skin, as agonizing as they were, were trivial in comparison to my unrelenting need for water. I could think of nothing else; nothing else mattered. The sudden jump in humidity made my misery even worse. The hint of precious water all around me but inaccessible was unbearable. If I could just suck those invisible droplets out of the heavy air I might survive. But I couldn't. I was going to die.

It all began three days ago. That's when late in the afternoon the front left tire of my pickup slammed into a deep pothole. They were scattered all along the sixty mile stretch of rarely-used dirt track across the dry desert that lay between Jack's Canyon and the foothills of Devil's Playground, a barren of rock-strewn mountain range home to nothing but scorpions, Gila monsters and rattlesnakes. My destination was an abandoned mine supposedly situated at the base of Indian Hat Peak. I was doing research for a book I was writing about early gold mining in this remote corner of southern Arizona. I planned to document this site with photographs. I had intended to take the photos and hightail it back to the little town of Green Valley for a late dinner.

The pothole blew my tire and broke the axle. The truck slammed to the left, crashed over the side of the narrow road and slid down the steep ten-foot high bank. It ended up at a 45 degree angle on its side with the left front fender smashed into the bed of the arroyo. The driver-side door was pinned solid against the rocky ground. By the date on my watch, when I finally woke it was the next day. I was scrunched up against the door. The strong morning sun blasting through the window had turned the cab into a hotbox. The first thing I experienced was pain, and then felt the sticky laceration spread across the side of my head. Blood was smeared over the closed window and caked on my shirt. A pulsing headache almost blinded me, made worse by the bright sunlight reflecting off the chrome trim decorating the dashboard.

Managing to focus, I realized the truck was stuck in a deep gulch. I was far from anywhere. It was at least forty miles back to the county road, then another ten to the state highway. To make things worse, I was intensely thirsty. My lips were sore and chapped and my mouth and throat were dry. Groping around on the floorboard I found a bottle of water that had rolled down to the corner where the door and the floor intersected. Drinking half of it, I felt better, but still a little dizzy. The oven-like heat of the cab was overwhelming and quickly convinced me to get out. I wanted to get up to the road, too. I had to figure out what to do.

While looking for the water I discovered there was only one other small bottle left. I vaguely remembered drinking the others the day before. That's when it struck me, I was in serious trouble. Switching into survival mode, I collected anything useful, the water, the empty water bottles, my windbreaker, my cell phone, sunglasses and ball cap, all of which I stuffed into my pack. I was happy to see that there was already a bunch of energy bars and two apples in it. My next task was to get out.

Still dizzy and weak, I worked hard to maneuver into a position to push up on the passenger side door. It was heavy, making it difficult to exert enough force so that it opened far enough to stay open. That alone took almost half an hour. With the pack looped over my back, I managed to climb out, using first the steering wheel and then the seat console to stand on. Finally I pulled myself out, and perched on the edge of the angled roof. The bank I would have to scale up was directly in front of me, about five feet high, steeply angled. The small sage bush plants I used as handholds frequently came loose when I put my weight on them. My footholds jabbed into the bank also gave way easily. It took repeated tries until I finally made it up and crawled onto the dirt road from which I had been catapulted.

I was spent by the energy I had expended negotiating the steep bank. It was hot and ungodly dry. The position of the sun told me it was early-afternoon. Fortunately there was a good-sized creosote bush nearby. I managed to crawl over to it and far enough under to take advantage of the spotty shade it cast on the hot dirt around its trunk. The little sip of water I took was nowhere enough to satisfy my thirst, but I had to conserve what little I had left. I then tried my cell phone. As I suspected, there was no service.

As I lay there, I began to panic. The choices I faced became clear: stay put and hope someone realized I was missing and came to look for me, or try to walk out. It was fifty miles, intolerably high temperature, strong hot sun, no water, weakened condition: a recipe for disaster. But if I did have enough water, and if I traveled only at night, it should be possible. At two miles per hour I could make it in 25 hours. Two nights. But I didn't have the water. So, I reluctantly accepted the reality that I just had to stay where I was.

By rationing the remaining water I managed to make it through the next day, even though my rapidly growing dehydration was taking a heavy toll. But at least I had been able to spread the jacket over enough of the bush to create a little more shade, allowing me to avoid serious sunburn. But even without sunburn, by day three I was in much more serious trouble. What little water I had stretched out was gone. And that meant only one thing; the end was closer. Accepting my fate, sleep became my solitude, consuming most of the hot and hellishly dry daytime hours.

But then, as if a miracle had been cast down into that remote desert by some merciful power, everything changed. Waking later that day from a languid slumber, I immediately perceived that something was dramatically different. The air had cooled, even though it was still only mid-afternoon, usually the hottest part of the southern desert day. Fast-moving wispy clouds were scurrying westward. Then I felt the luscious humidity, smelled it too, could even taste it. Or was this some perverse torture the gods were subjecting me to, I wondered in my dazed state. The wet air swirling around me was in stark contrast to the horror of my dried-out, desiccated body, almost sending me over the edge of sanity. But then, maybe an hour or so later, I heard the unmistakable loud clap of thunder. A moment later I saw streaks of lightning flashing above the mountain range to the east. Then I heard more thunder, or was it some cruel hallucination that precedes death? A moment later the gentle drops of rain sprinkling down onto my upturned face from the dark clouds flying across the sky gave me the answer. A desert thunder storm was in the making.

I was overcome with happiness. I was saved. I knew that soon the arroyo would be awash with water. A regular desert flash flood, the kind that once or maybe twice a year returned life to these dry and barren landscapes. I quickly dug a shallow basin in the soft sand and pressed down my windbreaker to catch the precious rainfall that might be coming my way. At last, I fantasized, I would be able to drink, to fill my bottles, to regain my strength, to go home. In my giddiness I even started to look forward to the walk out. Then, as that first hint of rain turned into a downpour, I knew I would be okay. In delirious joy, I began to rationalize to myself that this adventure had actually been a really interesting experience, although maybe not one that I would want to repeat soon. But then, as I thought more about the previous three days, it occurred to me that this little so-called adventure would actually make a great introduction to my book.
 

Howard Schneider 2/9/15

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Winter and Spring Classes

If you live in the Portland area and could use some creative inspiration to get through the last damp weeks of winter, my writing classes are continuing into March.



Creative Writing for adults at TaborSpace
The Monday group is meeting on three more evenings:
February 23
March 2
March 9
Join us at 6:30-8:00 pm to write from prompts that may lead to new stories, poems and personal essays.
The cost is $12 to drop in for a class.
TaborSpace, 5441 SE Belmont
 
Multigenerational Creative Writing at Beaumont
The Thursday writers will meet for five more sessions (February 12-March 12). While most of the participants are adults, we often have an adventurous school-age writer or two who joins us, and the mixing of generations produces some surprising and inspiring works. The cost ($45 for residents of the area, $65 for nonresidents) can be prorated for the rest of the term.
We meet 6:30-7:30 pm at 4043 NE Fremont Street.
 
And if you're thinking ahead to spring...

 
TaborSpace – Mondays, April 6 - June 1, 6:30-8:00 pm
$12 to drop-in or $80 for all 8 weeks
(No class May 25)

Beaumont – Thursdays, April 2 – June 4, 6:30-7:30 pm
Cost for all 10 weeks - $47 for residents of the Beaumont area
                                      $65 for nonresidents
Registration begins February 23 or just pay at the first class.